"Gray was born the youngest son of a family of west coast yak herders. After being dropped on his head repeatedly, he was sold to the country of Mexico for 165 million pesos, or about a buck fifty american. Gray's escape from this country was long and boring, and has been blocked from his memory by an Asian hypnotist.. After obtaining his freedom, he set about to try and earn his living. After brief stints as a clam diver and a tree hugger, he found his true calling: Freeloader. He now lives in a little nowhere town mooching off friends and relatives. He is also president of the "People Against Fake Countries Like Belize"(PAFCLB) association" ................ Oh, and once i saw a blimp!!!

master of delusion